Sunday, April 26, 2009

uncomfortable

Tai stayed over at my place.
felt very terrible when i woke up
it's like want to vomit, but couldnt vomit
went to the toilet, trying to puke everything on
but there's nothing coming out.

went back to bed, but after awhile, feel like puking again.
back to the toilet, nothings coming out again.
Repeated this 3-4 times before dozing off.
woke up at 3pm, still didnt feel that well.
back to sleep & finally woke up at 5pm feeling so much better
but still, i had this tingling effect down my throat
& constantly feel like shitting, when i know there's no shit

Joke of the day:

Little Red Running Deer went to the White medicine man and complained, "Big Chief, no shit"

The medicine man picked up one of his herbal remedies and said, "Give this to Big Chief, it will cure his problem immediately."

Little Running Deer took the medicine and disappeared, but he was back in two hrs. "What is it now?" the medicine man said. "Big Chief, no shit."

"What?" the medicine man pondered for a moment and then rummaged through his collection of remedies for a stronger potion. "Here, give this to the Chief. This will cure him."

Little Running Deer Disappeared, but he returned again in two hrs. "Big Chief, no shit."

Now, the medicine man was really irritated. He picked out the strongest potion he had and took out a huge, white horse pill. "Here, give this to the Chief. If this dun cure him, nothing will!"

Little Running Deer disappeared, but this time he was back within the hour.
"WHAT?" roared the medicine man.
"Big shit, no Chief."