Friday, April 17, 2009

Conversation with my parents

Conversation

Dad: She got sms u? got call u?
Lionel: never
Dad: why never?
Lionel: never means never la
Dad: never even asked you how are you?
Lionel: never
Dad: huh, this kinda girl u still thinking of her?
Lionel: never
Dad: see your face, bu lui bu lui wan, look like some one just dumped you
Lionel: some one did dump me what
Dad: then dont think alr la
Lionel: orh
Dad: orh 你的头 orh
Lionel: aiya, ya la ya la
Dad: this girl can really just dump you and dont contact you ar
Lionel: people exam what
Dad: my son also exam what
Lionel: ya la ya la ya la

Exact same conversation, exact same sentence, exact same answer exact same question for the past 1 week.
Give me a break, alamak!!!

Conversation
Mum: later see her in Hougang how
Lionel: what how?
Mum: what you want me to do
Lionel: what what you want me to do?
Mum: aiya, what u want me to do la.
Lionel: just cooked la
Mum: want me to say hi
Lionel: up to you la
Mum: she got face come see me?
Dad: blah blah blah
Mum: blah blah blah
Dad: blah blah blah

Slowly but surely, i got left out from their conversation.
Parents are running out of topic, nowadays, i'm their main topic.
One good thing, they started giving me money out of the blue.
Wu eh bo eh, put $50 on the table.
Wu eh bo eh, top up $50 in my ez link card.
like wah!!!